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Having authority, I wash you preparatory to your receiving your anointing, that you may become clean from the blood and sins of this generation.

I wash your head, that your brain and your intellect may be clear and active;

your ears, that you may hear the word of the Lord;

your eyes, that you may see clearly and discern between truth and error;

your nose, that you may smell;