Sexig sekreterare vill ha två hårda kukar på en gång

Hello and welcome to the Bendover Show once again and this week we're swaying into yummy

mummy territory. Oh yes, we've got a beautiful yummy mummy all the way from the Welsh Valleys

don't you know. So, drag out your Max Boyce, your Shirley Bassey and your Tom Jones albums,

stick them all on at once because we're going to have a good time. She wants to be a bluebird

babe and a Bendover slut. Tony's not really here but he can cop out. The coolest man in